In Russia, a man is driving with his wife and small child when a policeman pulls him over on suspicion of being drunk. The breathalyzer shows he is drunk.
The man insists it is broken and asks the policeman to test his wife. She also registers as drunk. Then he asks the policeman to test his child.
When the child registers drunk as well, the policeman shrugs and sends them on their way.
Out of earshot, the man tells his wife, “See, I told you it wouldn’t hurt to give the kid a couple of shots of vodka.”
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