A farmer was getting sucked off by his goat when a group of bicyclists passed by. In shock, they went to the chief of police, and he was charged with a felony.
There was a good lawyer in town, but he was much too expensive. Another lawyer did not have the qualifications of the expensive one, but had a reputation for being able to pick a good jury.
As his lawyer fumbled through the trial, the farmer cringed as one after another of the witnesses gave damning testimony against him, and the jury focused intently. He thought he was going to be convicted for sure.
Then, during a pause in the testimony, he heard one juror whisper to another, “A good goat will do that for you.”
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