I get a lot of my best ideas when I’m watching PBS.

I get a lot of my best ideas when I’m watching PBS. The other day I was watching when they had a Peter, Paul & Mary concert and I got a great idea: “If I find a way to steal cable I won’t have to watch this crap.”

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