If you think about the vastness of space, and how enormous our galaxy is, and how big our planet is, and how small we are, I’m not really eating all that much cheese.
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Suing the Airlines for Mishandling My Luggage
I hired a lawyer to sue the airlines for mishandling my luggage.
They lost the case.
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My Girlfriend
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
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Did you know that everything in the dictionary starts with “E”?
Did you know that everything in the dictionary starts with “E”?
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Going to a Child Psychologist
I used to go to a child psychologist. That kid did nothing for me.
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The Movie About a Fish at a Cardboard Company
Have you seen the movie about the fish that works at the cardboard company?
Unfortunately, it flopped at the box office.
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My girlfriend is incredibly self-absorbed.
My girlfriend is incredibly self-absorbed. The good thing is that she saves a bundle on sanitary napkins.
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I often wish I had a time machine, if for no other reason than to go back to the
I often wish I had a time machine, if for no other reason than to go back to the invention of the automatic hand-dryer and lay claim to being the first one to scuff the label to read “Push Butt.”
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I used to try a lot of different sports when I was a kid, without ever excelling in any
I used to try a lot of different sports when I was a kid, without ever excelling in any particular one. Then I got older and realized you can *buy* trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
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As the screaming woman in front of me lunged through the small opening in the Plexiglas,
As the screaming woman in front of me lunged through the small opening in the Plexiglas, trying to claw the eyes out of the server who she claimed skimped on her sprinkles, I began to regret having stopped for a treat at Drama Queen.
