My dueling partner had a pen, and I had a sword.

My dueling partner had a pen, and I had a sword. I gave him the mightier weapon, so I don’t see what his heirs are so upset about.

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Posted

3 hours ago

Views

0 views

Rate This Thought

Awaiting public judgment.

Share the Brain Leak

Send this to someone whose standards are already compromised.

⧉Copy Thought 𝕏Post fFB r/Reddit ☘WhatsApp ✉Email

Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.

No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 characters. Moderated before public embarrassment.
Related chaos

More meh thoughts

Neighboring brain static, freshly arranged for irresponsible clicking.

Thought The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next Thought Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph Thought You don’t buy the doll because it’s inflatable, you buy it because it’s DE-flatable. Thought They say the airport in Denver is pretty big. Thought Someone at work stole my potato salad. Thought “You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.”

More posts