Given that so many members of Lynyrd Skynyrd have died over the years, it’s surprising

Given that so many members of Lynyrd Skynyrd have died over the years, it’s surprising that none of the deaths were from suicide. After all, how many 20-minute performances of “Freebird” can a man take?

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