Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. But if you don’t give Love *some* kind of shout-out during your nuptials, it gets pretty tweaked, and might do something unspeakable to your punch at the reception. Jus’ sayin’.

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