Proudly Sinful in Just Thirty Minutes!

“Father, I committed all seven deadly sins in thirty minutes.”

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“Wow,” the priest says. “I’ve got to hear this.”

“I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife, ate all his groceries, and didn’t share.”

“You forgot pride,” the priest says.

“No,” I say. “I’m pretty proud of this.”

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