I allowed my young son to dress himself yesterday and was amused as he paired a giraffe

I allowed my young son to dress himself yesterday and was amused as he paired a giraffe top with an elephant bottom. The fun stopped later, though, when I was arrested and charged with Garanimal cruelty.

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