If you possess super powers, I guess I can understand wearing a bright red, blue and

If you possess super powers, I guess I can understand wearing a bright red, blue and yellow jumpsuit with a large “S” on it. But to wear a big red cape, too? That starts to look like you’re trying to rub it in.

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