If I could be anyone in history, I’d want to be Alexander Graham Bell’s assistant,

If I could be anyone in history, I’d want to be Alexander Graham Bell’s assistant, Thomas Watson. That way, when Bell made that historic first phone call and uttered his famous words, “Mr. Watson, come here. I want to see you,” I could have said, “May I ask who’s calling?”

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