Heavenly Lines and Unholy Punchlines

An old Jewish man dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates.

The line is very long. He says out loud, “Oy, what’s with the holdup? The last time I was in a line this long, it was at Auschwitz. And at least then there was the promise of a shower at the end!”

God appears from the clouds and says, “I do not like that joke.”

The man shrugs and says, “Oy, I guess you just had to be there.”