A husband is talking to his friend about the vacation he and his wife just got back from.
“Hoh, you should have seen this place, it was absolutely gorgeous!” the husband says.
“Where did you go?” the friend asks.
“Well… it had this beautiful beach just outside the hotel, the sand was almost bright white!”
“But what was the place called?”
“Umm… it had a huge swimming pool, and a spa and everything.”
“Yes, but what was the name of the place?”
“Hang on, it’s at the tip of my tongue… something flowery. Name a flower.”
“Rose?”
“No, not rose… something else.”
“Tulip?”
“No, keep going.”
“Lily?”
“Lily! That’s it!” He turns to his wife. “Hey, Lily! What was the name of that place?”
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