Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
She explained that it kept her cigarette dry.
The next day, the other lady went to the drugstore and asked for a box of condoms. The pharmacist asked what brand she preferred.
“Doesn’t matter, son, as long as it fits a Camel.”
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