A Bulldog Eating Mayonnaise

A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, “Dad, what does a pussy look like?”

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The dad asked him, “Before or after sex?”

“Ummm, before sex,” the kid replied.

The dad said, “Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?”

“Yeah,” said the son. “Well, what about after sex?”

His dad replied, “Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”

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Posted: April 21, 2026 (5 months ago)
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