Why Is Your Hair White?

A daughter once asked, “Why is your hair white?”

Mom said, “Every time you’re bad, it loses its light.”

The girl looked at Grandma and whispered in fright,

“Wow, Mom, you must have been a real terror at night!”

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Beat Up a Fifth Grader

I don’t think I’d do very well on that TV show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”

But if they ever have a spin-off called, “Can You Beat Up a Fifth Grader?” I’ll bet I could score some nice consolation prizes.

Posted: April 8, 2026 (6 months ago)
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