A married man starts a new job that makes him work late hours. Every night, he comes home ready to have sex with his wife, who is usually asleep.
He says, “We need a code so you can let me know when you’re in the mood. I’ll wake you up with my erection in your hand. If you’re in the mood, stroke it two times.”
His wife asks, “Okay, but what if I’m not in the mood?”
He says, “You’ll stroke it 200 times!”
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