A Count or a Cunt

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A kid went away to college and grew a goatee, and was very proud of it. He took a selfie and sent it to his dad with a note:

“This makes me look rather like a count, does it not?”

Dad turns to mom and says, “Kid’s grown a beard, but still can’t spell.”

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Posted: April 16, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: children, communication, family
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