The Skyscraper

A country guy visits New York City for the first time. He’s staring up at a tall skyscraper, quietly counting the floors.

A New Yorker notices and says, “Hey, buddy — around here, it’s a dollar for every floor you count.”

The country guy nods.

After a moment, the New Yorker asks, “So, how many floors did you count?”

“Ten,” the country guy says, handing over $10.

The New Yorker smirks and walks off.

A moment later, the country guy chuckles to himself and says, “Joke’s on him… I counted twenty.”

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As my husband ordered the smothered chicken, I thought to myself, “Boy, it sure took a sick bastard to discover the meat had a special flavor when oxygen-deprived.”

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Posted: April 16, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: communication, deception, race
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