A Free and Independent Nation

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An American man gets married to a British woman…

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Before the big night, his father tells him:

“Tonight, I want you to carry your wife in your arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.

Then I want you to throw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.

And finally I want you to take off your clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.”

After the big night, the father asks his son, “So how was it?”

Son: “Well, I carried her in my arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.”

Father: “Good!”

Son: “Then I threw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.”

Father: “Yeah!”

Son: “And then I took off my clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.”

Father: “Very good! And then what did you do?”

Son: “I jacked off in front of her.”

Father: “What? Why would you do that for?”

Son: “To show her that the US is a free and independent nation!”

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Posted: May 15, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: cultural differences, international humor, marital humor
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