A lawyer has surgey

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A lawyer wakes up after surgery and sees the recovery room completely dark.

He asks, “Nurse, why are the blinds closed?”

She says, “There’s a huge fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up thinking the surgery didn’t work.”

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I bet one of the hardest parts of being a superhero is remembering which phone booth you left your clothes in. And by “superhero,” what I mean is “demented-exhibitionist-guy.”

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Posted: February 21, 2026 (4 months ago)
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