The Bar Menu

Upon sitting down, a busty blonde waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.

He looks up at the menu above the bar.

It says, “Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, Handjob $10.”

He asks the waitress, “Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?”

She winks and replies, “Why, yes, I am.”

He says, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.”