A Place In The Library

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a college library.

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He asks a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replies in a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students turn and stare at the guy. Flushed with embarrassment, he moves to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy’s table and says with a laugh, “I study psychology, so I know what a man is thinking. Guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responds, also in a loud voice, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT’S TOO MUCH!”

All the students are now looking at the girl in shock.

The guy whispers in her ear, “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”

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Posted: September 16, 2026 (1 week ago)
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