The Duck’s Tool Bag

A duck walks into a bar, puts down his tool bag, takes a seat, and orders a drink. The same thing happens every day for a week.

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The bartender tells him a news reporter wants to feature him.

The duck says, “What the fuck do they want with a plumber?”

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