Joe, Ed, and Bob are on the course playing a round when a funeral procession passes by. Joe stops what he’s doing, stands straight, removes his hat, and bows his head.
Ed says, “Damn, I didn’t know Joe was so respectful of the dead!”
Bob says, “Yeah, well, they would’ve been married 30 years next week.”
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