Two plump women were leaving a bar after a night of some heavy drinking. The full moon shone in a cloudless sky. They had gone a few blocks and were about to cross a small bridge when one of them said she needed to take a dump.
“It’s only a few more blocks, you can hold it,” the other replied.
“No I can’t, if I don’t go now I will shit my panties,” said the first.
“Well there isn’t anywhere with privacy but you know if you hop up on the railing and hang your ass over you can go in the water and anyone coming by will just think we’re sitting talking,” suggested the second.
“That sounds good, help me up,” replied the first.
She pulled down her panties, hiked up her dress and climbed up hanging her butt over the railing.
Her friend leaned over the side, staring down at the water and started laughing.
“Oh my God, Mary,” she howled, “you just shit on a guy in a canoe.”
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