A Week Of Names

Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday: Greg
Saturday: Ian
Sunday: Greg

The Gregorian Calendar.

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If I was a guy, I can guarantee you that as soon as I was left

If I was a guy, I can guarantee you that as soon as I was left alone in a room, I’d rub my dick on everything while saying, “Mine.”

Posted: September 23, 2026 (13 hours ago)
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