An Atheist In The Amazon

An atheist is walking through the Amazon when he finds himself surrounded by a group of bloodthirsty natives.

“Oh God, I’m screwed,” the atheist says to himself.

Suddenly, the skies open up, a shaft of light shines down on the atheist, and a voice booms from above, “No, you’re not. Pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief.”

The atheist picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the hell out of the chief.

The natives stare at the atheist, stupefied.

The shaft of light shines down again and the voice booms, “Okay. NOW you’re screwed.”

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A mime was arrested after breaking his left arm in a bar fight

A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still…has the right to remain silent.

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