An Elephant At The Bar

An elephant walks into a bar. Nobody acknowledges him.

The elephant went out and came back with a few of his fellow elephants and got a beer from the bartender.

The other customers were amazed and asked how he did it.

The elephant said, “You need to make yourself herd.”

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The power of language is amazing. For instance, the one-letter

The power of language is amazing. For instance, the one-letter difference between “pastries” and “pasties” was enough to get me permanently banned from every Dunkin’ Donuts in North America.

Posted: September 18, 2026 (6 days ago)
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