A couple went to an agricultural show on a fine Sunday afternoon and were watching the bull auction.
The auctioneer announced, “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 57 times last year.”
The wife nudged her husband and said, “See! That was more than once a week!”
The second bull was brought up and the auctioneer said, “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”
Again the wife nudged her husband. “Hey, that’s more than twice a week. What do you say to that?”
Her husband, getting really annoyed, still said nothing.
The third bull was brought up, and the auctioneer announced, “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”
The wife slapped her husband on the arm and shouted, “That’s once a day every day of the year! How about you?”
Her husband yelled back, “Sure, once a day! Great! But, ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!”
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