At 49 a Drink

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender is stunned, but he shrugs and makes the drink.

When he brings it over, the gorilla hands him a $50 bill.

Now the bartender is really amazed. A gorilla walked in, ordered a martini, and actually paid for it.

At the register he pauses and thinks, let’s see if the gorilla notices anything.

So he comes back and gives the gorilla $1 in change.

The gorilla just sits there quietly sipping his martini.

After a few minutes the bartender can’t take it anymore and says, “You know… we don’t get many gorillas in here.”

The gorilla takes another sip and replies, “At $49 a drink, I’m surprised you get any customers at all.”

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (2 months ago)
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