Baaaaaaa

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Bubba pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he’d first had sex.

“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Bubba recalled.

“That sounds wonderful,” said Brian.

“Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”

“Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?”

“Baaaaaaa.”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: animals, relationships, sex
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