A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?”
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.
“Yale,” she replied.
The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, “WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?”
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