Beating the Grades: Dad’s Warning!

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Johnny went up to his teacher’s desk with a big red F on his report card. Johnny says to his teacher, “If I were you, I would change this while you can!”

The teacher says, “Why is that?”

“My dad said that if I come home with any more failing report cards, someone is going to get a beating.”

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Posted: March 16, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: children, education, family
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