Because He’s My Newt

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “Interesting pet. What’s his name?”

“Tiny,” the guy says.

“Why Tiny?” the bartender asks.

“Because he’s my newt.”

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Posted: March 28, 2026 (4 months ago)
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