Bench of Bizarre Disorders

A sadist, a masochist, a necrophile, a murderer, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

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“Let’s have sex with the cat,” says the zoophile.

“Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it,” says the murderer.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, and then have sex with it again,” says the necrophile.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, and then burn it,” says the pyromaniac.

There was a silence. Then the masochist said, “Meow.”

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