Best Friend’s Cat Confusion

Jim was in bed with his best friend’s wife. Just as things were reaching a climax, he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. “What the hell’s wrong with you?” she asked.

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“I feel just like a regular son of a bitch, getting some of my best friend’s pussy,” Jim moaned.

“Well,” she soothed, patting his back, “you can stop worrying. You’re not getting his pussy. His pussy is five inches deeper.”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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