Bob and the Cheat Day

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago.

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Yesterday, his wife suggested they have a cheat day.

She came home with pizza and McDonald’s French fries.

Bob came home with his secretary.

Visiting hours for Bob are between 9:00am and 2:00pm at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

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Posted: May 29, 2026 (2 months ago)
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