A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
“You know what?” says the 7-year-old. “I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.”
“Okay,” replies the 4-year-old.
In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, “I’ll have Coco Pops, bitch.” WHACK! He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out.
The mother looks at the 4-year-old and sternly asks, “And what do you want?”
“Dunno,” he replies, “but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops.”
Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.
No public regrets yet
Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday
No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.
