Can I Turn the Light Off?

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A man is about to have sex with a really large woman, so he climbs on top of her.

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“Can I turn the ceiling light off?” he asks.

“Why?” she replies. “Are you feeling a bit shy?”

“No,” he says. “It’s burning my ass.”

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Posted: April 21, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: health, sex
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