The Only Way I Can See the Numbers

When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does.”

“It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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All children eventually realize how grateful they are to their parents — usually when

All children eventually realize how grateful they are to their parents — usually when their parents are dead and they’ve started wondering when their own children are ever going to start feeling grateful toward THEM.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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