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The FDA announced today the approval of a new birth control product. The package combines an Early Pregnancy Test kit (or EPT) with the new French abortion pill, RU-486.

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The product will be marketed by Dow Chemical under the shelf name of “Check and Chuck!!”

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I was putting on my shoes when my hands were full and I had to

I was putting on my shoes when my hands were full and I had to sort of artfully slip my heel in several times until it felt just right. That’s when I thought to myself: This is a lot like fucking.

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Posted: April 26, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: birth control, parenting, politics
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