Clarence Buys a Cheap Suit

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Clarence goes downtown to buy an inexpensive, or rather, a cheap suit.

He goes into one store and every suit is $50 as is. The closest one to his size had the right leg 3 inches longer than the left one and the left jacket sleeve was three inches longer than the right.

The store owner commented, “You can’t expect much for $50. But here is what you do. As you walk around in the suit, hike up your right hip so the pant legs will look the same size. Do the same thing with your left shoulder and the sleeves will look OK.”

Clarence agrees and starts to walk to his car. As he does, he passes two ministers walking with one another.

After they pass, one of the ministers says to the other, “Wow, it must be difficult for him to walk around.”

“I know, but his suit fits perfectly.”

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Posted: June 16, 2026 (6 days ago)
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