Coma Care: The Power of a Sponge!

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A woman is in the hospital in a coma, hooked up to all the monitors. One day, while the nurse was cleaning the wife, she noticed a blip of brain activity as she washed her nether region. The nurse scrambled to grab the doctor to show him.

The doctor ran the sponge over again: another blip. He was a little more vigorous, and a stronger series of blips appeared, but nothing brought back consciousness.

The doctor rushed out, called the husband, and told him to rush over to the hospital. When the husband arrived, the doctor let him know there was some brain activity and said it might be a weird request, but oral may bring his wife back.

The husband was flabbergasted, but after being reassured no one would interrupt, he went in and shut the blinds.

The doctors and nurses gathered around the nurses’ station when, suddenly, alarm bells started going off. The doctor and nurse ran in to help and saw the husband sitting beside her.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Husband: “I think she choked.”

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Posted: March 17, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: death, health, relationships
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