Superhero Secrets: Backyard Revelations!

One day, Superman and Batman were in a pub having a drink and chatting away.

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Superman was saying how, when he is bored, he likes to “cruise around” in the sky, looking down at people in their backyards.

Batman says, “You must have some good stories to tell about what you’ve seen folks do in their backyards…”

Superman replies, “Funny you should say that—just the other day I was cruising around and saw Wonder Woman lying naked on her back with her legs apart.”

“Wow,” Batman was amazed. “What did you do?”

“Well, I started to feel really horny right there and then, so I got my dick out and swooped down onto her,” replied Superman.

“I bet she had the shock of her life…” exclaimed Batman.

“Not half the shock that the Invisible Man got!” replied Superman.

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Posted: March 17, 2026 (6 months ago)
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