1. It is unsafe to lick your monitor while it is ON.
2. The orifices in the back of your monitor are NOT intended for participation in the LIVE sex shows.
3. The fan in your computer’s power supply is not a good place to cool your “heat of passion” (although, it would certainly be an enlightening experience).
4. Be prepared to replace your keyboard often if you enjoy “tickling the keys” with your manhood.
5. Semen IS electrically conductive!
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