Dating the Anatomically Disproportionate Guy

“The guy I dated tonight turned out to be a sadist,” reported the girl.

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“You mean literally–whips and that sort of thing?” asked her roommate.

“Worse than that! The creep screwed me with a four-inch penis and then French-kissed me goodbye with an eight-inch tongue!”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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