Hold On for Eight Seconds

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Your wife/girlfriend gets on all fours. You mount up, making sure you have a good grip.

Then you say, “Honey, you’re the worst piece of ass I ever had!”

Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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