Dinner at the Boss’s House

I was having dinner at my boss’s house…

…and his wife, serving up, said, “How many potatoes would you like?”

“I’ll just have two please,” I said.

“You don’t have to be polite,” she replied.

“Ok, I’ll just have two please, you stupid cow.”

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Positive Thoughts

They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.

Posted: May 6, 2026 (5 months ago)
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