Retirement Benefits Without ID

Yesterday, I went to apply for retirement benefits but forgot my wallet. The clerk said, “Just unbutton your shirt.”

I showed my gray chest hair. She said, “That’ll do,” and processed everything.

When I told my wife, she said, “You should’ve dropped your pants, maybe you’d qualify for disability too.”

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I could tell we were in for a long night at work when our supervisor raised a megaphone

I could tell we were in for a long night at work when our supervisor raised a megaphone to his lips and yelled, “Gentlemen, start your catheters!”

Posted: May 6, 2026 (5 months ago)
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